I'm Baaaaaaacccckkkkk

Sorry I haven’t informed any of you how work or life in general has been going….I haven’t been here. I called in sick for two whole weeks; I was mainly hung over and lazy. Partying all night long takes its toll on me. I think my boss is a little mad, but who cares make way more money table dancing and I have way more fun so I really don’t care about coming to my “real” job, I only work here as a decoy so my friends and family don’t suspect I’m hookin again.

So being back at “work” totally sucks!!! I wish I was still at home “sick”. Days of our lives is getting so good, I tivo’d it so I don’t miss out on any of the drama. Shawn is making harassing phone calls to people, and Sami saved Lucas’ life again!! I can’t ask for anymore entertainment than that show. I have to find my own forms of entertainment in this hell hole I call work, so I play tons of jokes on people. I like to prank call all of the ladies in my old office, it’s really funny when they get mad and yell. I sometimes call the very old operator lady (Ms. Peggy) from my cell phone and ask her to overhead page Al coholic, and Luda Cris. She cracks me up. I’m still black balled from my old office so for revenge I go #2 in their bathroom on a daily basis and forget to flush and sometimes spray. I hang around the hallway afterwards so I can hear their reaction. Ha ha, they shouldn’t have banned me, I really wasn’t that bad.

I still have to work around these lunatics in this hallway. If I see that gross ladies teeth fall out I’m going to vomit on myself.

Speaking of lunatics, there is this gay guy here at work, I think is name is Russell luvmussel or something like that. Buckethead said he's supercool for a gay guy, but he is seriously stalking me. What do you want? It can’t be a crush, he’s a homosexual. But every time I turn around he’s standing in my doorway asking ridiculous questions about billing. Seriously, do you care? Or even understand what I’m saying to you? He just stands there dumbfounded in his flamin pink shirt!!! Maybe he wants to borrow my purse or my shoes? What a weirdo, he should totally get a life and leave me alone.